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over there oh yeah there's like so many
trees guess

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who

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hit on me today who mr coxworth

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no way like the gym teacher you know
he's got a certain

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rugged masculinity girl you have like
serious diet issues i do not

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that dude he's like so old he's like 50.

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anyways so he was like trying to help me
climb the rope and he totally stuck a

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finger in my ass you always think dudes
are like trying to hit on you well i

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mean can you blame him i i do have a
nice ass hey

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girl

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This is my Uncle Mancini.

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Hang on.

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Hey, Chanel.

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You want to ride the shag wagon and get
in?

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Um, no thanks.

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I'd rather get robbed.

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Oh, come on. Don't be mean. He's cool.

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Let's go.

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I like your van step, Uncle.

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Oh, wow.

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You know, you filled out very nicely.

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You got your mom's dumper.

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Ew, that's so inappropriate.

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Uncle Mancini, this is my friend Ava.

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Hey, Ava.

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Hi. You know, me and your mom used to
date back in high school.

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I'm sure she mentioned me a bunch of
times.

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Um, no.

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Well, you know, I was on the football
team. I threw a mean bullet pass.

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I mean, fuck, if the coach would have
just put me in the fourth quarter, we

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would have won the state championship.

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That was like a hundred years ago.

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Oh, come on, Ava. Don't be a hater. I
think it's cool.

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Well, you know, it's not like I'm stuck
in the past or anything like that. I

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happen to be a very, very successful
entrepreneur.

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Why don't you check this out?

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pass this along to your mom to see if
she could give that to any of her

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or something.

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I'll tell you what.

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If you're ever in the need for something
a little extra, don't be afraid to ask

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Uncle Mike.

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Ugh.

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Wait. Eva?

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Where are you going?

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Ugh.

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I'm so sorry for her, Adam.

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Don't sweat it, baby girl. She'll be
back.

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They always come back.

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I'm sure.

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Hmm. So, do you think I should use them?

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I mean, you're already attending my
book. But, I mean, if you think you need

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some self -improvement, I could give you
an assessment and give you my

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professional opinion.

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Hmm.

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Um, okay.

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Great. Why don't you, uh...

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Step into my office.

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I'm stuck.

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I have to do an assessment test to
assess the size, the girth, and

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circumference. Okay.

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Lift up. Oh, okay.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm sorry.

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It's just you're not the first person to
touch me today.

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My gym teacher accidentally stuck his
finger in my ass.

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And, well, I kind of liked it. Is that
weird? I just, I don't know. It just, it

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really turned me on.

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Don't worry. It's not your fault. I have
magic hands.

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But fun fact, they used to call me the
anal king of Providence.

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All the girls couldn't get enough.

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Wow, really?

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I mean.

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Does it hurt as much as they say it
does?

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Only with an asshole. But your Uncle
Mike is a true pro.

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Well, in that case, if it isn't weird,
we could try it.

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Really, huh?

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Yeah, I mean, I need to learn someday.

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Well, yeah, okay. But you gotta promise
me that you don't tell your mother

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because I still think I have a chance
with her, okay?

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Pinky promise. Pinky promise. Great.

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Your uncle is going to make your legs
shiver and you cry from all the

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of coming. So why don't you come over
here and give your uncle Mike a stiffy.

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Just like this?

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Yes, sweetie.

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Just like that.

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Oh, yeah, you can grab your uncle's tip
a little harder than that.

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Like that? Oh, yeah, just like that.

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Oh my God, that's good.

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Oh, use two hands on it too.

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Okay.

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Oh my.

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Yeah? Oh yeah, just like that. So you're
doing such a good job.

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I feel so smooth.

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Oh, it's so nice. Spit on it too from up
there.

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Oh yeah, nice and warm.

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Okay, get in there. I'm ready for your
ass.

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Oh my God.

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Oh, it's getting harder.

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Uh -huh.

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Oh,

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keep going.

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Does it feel good? Oh, yes. Oh, your
hands feel so good on that.

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What about that? Does that feel good?

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Oh, yeah, that's good.

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You like your uncle's cocktails?

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Oh, yeah.

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There you go.

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Oh, don't forget to put your uncle's
balls on.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah, your uncle loves that.

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Oh, yeah, look at that.

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Oh, they're so full.

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Oh, you have no idea.

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Oh, yes.

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Now why don't you put your uncle in your
mouth, huh?

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Okay.

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up and down oh yeah

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that's

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it

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um

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Just like that. That's what y 'all can
watch. Just like that. Oh, my God.

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Just like that.

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Am I doing it right?

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Oh, you're doing it perfect.

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Is it okay that we're doing that?

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Yes, baby, it is okay. Just ask that you
don't tell your mother, okay? I still

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have a chance with her, right? I
promise.

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I promise, uncle.

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I promise, uncle. Okay.

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Oh,

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nice.

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I think you're ready now, sweetie. Why
don't you take everything off of me?

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Okay.

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Sweet fucking ass.

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Oh, yes.

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That's ridiculous.

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Yeah, look at that.

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Look at that. Look at that.

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Oh, my God.

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Look at that.

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Look at that.

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Please call for your call.

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Thank you, Jean -Claude.

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Keep going.

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Stick it right back here.

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Why don't you get on top of me now, huh?

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Drop you back off at your mom's house,
all right? I'll just tell her there is

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after -school program.

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Perfect. And also tell her I say hi,
okay? Mm -hmm.